Today i went to the art gallery with Miss V and had an awesome time :]

My favourite piece was this light installation by Tracey Emin that i just fell totally in love with!

I think it's adorable.

We were completely freaked out by the Ron Mueck exhibition, which featured giant versions of clay models of people, such as a 10ft baby that looked so real it terrified me !
xoxo

The guide to a Saturday night with Team Awesome.

So my friend Iona wrote this about our night last night, and since it had myself and miss V in STITCHES all day i decided to post it for your viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

1) Buy a litre of Vodkat or Jack Daniels ( i added JD since that's what I was drinking)
2) Eat houmous and chips.
3) Mime your way through "Poker Face".
4) Fall over on Union Street.
5) Get in a fight because your best pal was getting bummed at the bank machine. Then loose your earrings.
6) Look like this....
7) Plan and arrange outfits for Halloween which involve being Iona YF and Vic Hendo.
8) Dance to "some sort of hardcore version of 'Baby got back'".
9) Ask random birds to do up your dress whilst standing naked in the toilets.
10) Pretend "Boom Boom Pow" is playing when it's really Slipknot just because you want an excuse to dance with Smit.
11) Loose your friends.
12) Manage to get to Warehouse. Blag your way in for free by demanding you get a stamp. Lone behold your friends managed put THEMSELVES on the guestlist.
13) As soon as you arrive, start the Iona Tierney academy of dance. This involves, jogging on the spot, pointing your fingers like you are an air traffic controller and jog the length of the dancefloor on your lonesome. For 40 minutes straight.
14) Don't panic when your best friend falls INTO a table.
15) Go back to Korova by yourself because you doubt that walking up the stairs to go to the toilet is a good plan.
16) It's 3am. Time to vomit.
17) Have your best friend tell some guy that his name is not a name, it is an emotion. "Sigh" or "Si".
18) Gowans: "Can a hae your sacks?"
19) Walk hame barefoot.
20) Your feet. So try to hail an Ambulance as a taxi.
21) Either text boys to ask them to "stay over" or simply shout them because "Aberdeen isny that big, they'll probably here."
22) Phone for help when two Polish/..Frenchmen try to end your life. P.s, thank you Mike.
23) Don't sit on someone's motorbike. The alarm WILL go off and the owner WILL shout at you while you try to retrieve your lost heels and run away for dear life.
24) Arrive at your destination. Get naked. "Multi-spoon" your fellow companions.
25) Decide that you want to pranky someone. So, text there best friend, knowing that they are with them and ask for there number. They will NEVER find out who it was.
26) Start a rival clothing company, name it "Boner over Rory".
27) There's no point in asking if a song that contains the words "Tease me" is by Shaggy. It will be.
28) NEVER sing a song called "Your name is Smit, you are in ASD. You're glasses steamed up, when you looked at me."
29) Nor say, in the style of Shaggy, "It wasny me" after every single line in every single song.
30) There's no point in your texting your boyfriend because "everyones getting nailed apart from me." You will jynx your friends chances.
31) Don't doubt Matty Hoods identity. He will tell you to fuck off.
32) Don't send two people the same sext message. "you wanna stay at mine the night??" Two question marks. Nae kisses.


several hours later:
Victoria Gowans:
"I can't believe we slept till 11 o'clock."

Vicki Cockburn:
"I can't believe i'm such a whore."

Vivienne Westwood Melissa S/S10 Sneak Peek!!

So when i first laid eyes on this year's Vivienne Westood Melissa Lady Dragon heels i HAD to have them. I bought one pair and since then i've craved more in every colour. So now comes next years line to pre-order and these are my picks from the new line!

My personal favourite are the ones with the Vivienne Westwood seal on the front, totally cute!

The new S/S10 line is available from Hervia.com to pre-order now, with prices from £70 for the flats to £120 for the cute Hermes (the greek messenger NOT the designer) winged boots.

New Shoe Alert!

Best part of this blogger's day?

New shoe time.

I picked these babies up from the mail depot this morning and am currently wearing them around the flat.

ShoeMissy Immodesty, £45 (or cheaper if you are lucky enough to catch them on sale).

I picked them up in the Spoiled Brat sale which i have now bought every pair of shoes i wanted in my size from !What's YOUR favourite part of the day?

xoxo

pee dot ess.

I promise to have more noteworthy blog happenings soon, after all it is LFW, so i have much to write!

Damn that mother chucker.

Season three of Gossip Girl starts tonight in the states and i for one am hyper. It's one show i won't wait till next years UK screenings to watch. It's already feeling like too long since season two ended.
Hilary Duff joins the cast this season and it seems Georgina is back too.
I love Gossip Girl fashion, Blair Waldorf is my personal fashion saviour, and looks like season three hasn't stumbled in the fashion stakes at all.
SO excited!!

xoxo

Sex and the City flashbacks !

I am ADORING these photos i keep seeing from the set of SATC 2. It seems we get to go back to the 80's with Carrie and Co and see what it was like for the girls back then. This should no doubt put fuel on the already burning 80's fashion revival.

I'm especially loving SJP's 'Like a Virgin' inspired get up.

xoxo

Shameless friend's band plug.

The Xcerts release Nightschool on October 5, so go buy it.

They're one of the most amazing bands to come out of this little town called Aberdeen (although they're now based down south) and they've come SUCH a long way from their first gig in a tiny club, i was there and even then people knew they were something special.

Redneck.

celebrate in style.

xoxo

Black is the new black.

Knock Out Cosmetics new Flatte black nail polish is to die for. It's the first matte nail colour i've seen and it looks super sophisticated.
This new style has been created by fabulous New York make up artist Mike Potter (He did the makeup for far too cool film Hedwig & The Angry Inch, which if you haven't seen i suggest you amend that pronto). He apparently was sick of not being able to find any non glossy nail polishes so he went and created his own. It comes in a variety of shades but my money is down for the black and the Karen (which is essentially just red).
Available here http://koknockout.com/

xoxo

Who's been a naughty blogger?

I am scolding myself for being a bad blogger and leaving y'all for far too long :[ So much has been going on in my offline life i've barely found any time to sit down let alone get tapping on my keys. Plus my laptop charger decided it was suicidal and so now i'm using the Boyhalf's computer.

The weather is icky right now. Too much wet made me realise i don't have much rain friendly clothes. I don't wear trousers, i have one pair of jeans and they're rockabilly style capri's so not much use unless i want soaking legs. This is when thick tights become my friend.

I made several new purchases such as these Reko for Topshop delights.

The Boyhalf won a £50 Topman voucher so he's been assisting me in the shopping days, i think we've collectively kept the Topshop/Topman brand in business this week. MUST NOT LOOK AT BANK STATEMENT.

Boyhalf and i are planning a trip to Thorpe Park soon so i'm SUPER excited about that too. I love amusement parks and we went to Disneyland last December for my 21st so this would be amazing.

It's all go kids.

What's new with you?

xoxo