Thursday 7 January 2010

An open letter to Hayley Williams...

Ok Hayley we get it.
Yes, you're a little quirky, you don't conform blah blah blah.
I know boys like you because you seem attainable, like the kind of girl who'd be on their level and a good laugh.
I'm sure you are.
But REALLY can we talk about your style for a second because this really is a concern for me.
Sure you look cute in your H2O hoodie and your baseball jerseys and even in that dress in the Brick by Boring Brick video you look lovely. It's just when left to your own devices to do the "girl" things seem to go pear shaped.

I mean really do you want to go downt the Avril Lavigne red carpet road? Cuz that's where you're heading Hayley. It's all pink eyelashes and mini kilts from here.

Even Lavigne got it right a couple times like here



see? Quirky punky style without looking like a dog's dinner.

Now lets look at some of your red carpet choices...




I mean REALLY??? THIS is what you chose? You look like a gift wrapped grandma NOT a cool role model.


Now i feel like you're just taking the piss. WTF is this?!

This doesn't look so bad, until.. oh hi i wondered where my dad's socks went. Thanks for finding them Hayley!


Ok actually i'm not going to lie, i was hating this outfit, but the more i look at it the more i'm actually a little in love with it. So score one to you Williams, but a better fitting tshirt wouldn't go a miss.

xoxo

3 comments:

  1. Idk.. the last outfit is sort of cool.. and seems Hayley-ish, unlike the bow dress. If only the skirt wasn't so damn SHINY.

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  2. THEN SO WAT'S THE POINT???!!! BOOHH YAHH!!!! ENVY???? AHAHAHA:)) DONT GET THIS WHOLE POST!!!! I LOVE AVRIL AND HAYLEY SO... NEVER EVER COMPARE!!! TSSS!!! THERE'S NO COMPARISON AT ALL!!!

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  3. i think her outfit is nice and unique..! and damn cool in her personality!

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